The City of Jonava is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.768 billion Jonavans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The very strong Jonavan economy, worth 88.3 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,960 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,625 per year while the poor average 13,812, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and a major religion has been named as Jonava's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonava's national animal is the White stork, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jonava is ranked 212,870^th in the world and 4^th in Lithuania for Largest Populations, with 1.77 billion capita.