The Republic of JoongDunk is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.88 billion JoongDunkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong JoongDunkian economy, worth 113 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,420 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,463 per year while the poor average 10,160, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of JoongDunk in an international press conference, JoongDunk has designated JoongDunk City as its capital city, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. JoongDunk's national animal is the porpoise.

JoongDunk is ranked 255,533^rd in the world and 1^st in BL Nations for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.