The People's Republic of JPSP is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Homunculus Cerebri with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.068 billion JPSPians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prefrontal Lobe. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient JPSPian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion papers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,992 papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, even secular JPSPians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JPSP's national animal is the psyche, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

JPSP is ranked 8,644^th in the world and 496^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.89 law-abiding acts per hour.