The Dictatorship of Jranian is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 12 million Jranianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The imploded Jranianian economy, worth 84.7 billion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 7,062 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jranian's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jranian is ranked 309,746^th in the world and 1^st in Under Observation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.