The Technocratic Meritocracy of Judean Utopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Judas Christ with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.467 billion Judeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Judea. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Judean Utopian economy, worth 555 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,389 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, there's a politician called Male Infant Barry, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Judean Utopia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aquarius.

Judean Utopia is ranked 6,358^th in the world and 359^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,338.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.