The Colony of Juhtihahzin is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.703 billion Juhtihahzinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Juhtihahzinian economy, worth 611 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,306 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, smoking is banned in public areas, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juhtihahzin's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Juhtihahzin is ranked 49,630^th in the world and 3,088^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,373.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.