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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 191stLargest Gambling Industry: 286th
The Statistical Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
All bodies require a mind
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

K16

Population3.574 billion

CapitalFieldslands
LeaderMammalmind
FaithCatholic-Mammalism

Currencykiola
Animalmammal

The Statistical Empire of K16 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mammalmind with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.574 billion Kisasans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fieldslands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient K16ian economy, worth 686 trillion kiolas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 192,076 kiolas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,639,017 per year while the poor average 3,949, a ratio of 415 to 1.

Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. K16's national animal is the mammal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic-Mammalism.

K16 is ranked 87,018th in the world and 15th in Trica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,680.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 191stLargest Gambling Industry: 286thHighest Crime Rates: 337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 401stMost Armed: 405thFattest Citizens: 467thMost Avoided: 471stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 820thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,163rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,535thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,864thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,870thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,892ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,067thMost Efficient Economies: 2,781stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,089thLargest Retail Industry: 3,092ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,878thRudest Citizens: 6,043rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,925thMost Secular: 6,979thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,921stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,307thHighest Average Incomes: 12,467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,337thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20,699thHighest Drug Use: 29,970th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the region
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Endorsements Received: 4 » Hythos, Noodle Cats, Veln, and House Haraldr.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in K16, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
  • : K16 was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in K16, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in K16, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in K16, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in K16, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.
  • : Following new legislation in K16, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Mammalmind to progressive thinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in K16, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : K16 password-protected K16.
  • : Following new legislation in K16, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.

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