The Holy Christmas of K 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.294 billion K 3s are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient K 3ian economy, worth 362 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,043 candy cane gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's favourite colour is black (K 3 has found 3 easter eggs), the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of K 3ian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", the new Bat Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and the economy is green and the air is black. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. K 3's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

K 3 is ranked 177,967^th in the world and 4^th in Freyaria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 836.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.