The State of K Lar is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 23.401 billion K Larians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The powerhouse K Larian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,304 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,684 per year while the poor average 14,844, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, K Lar has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of K Lar in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. K Lar's national animal is the deer.

K Lar is ranked 92,447^th in the world and 1^st in Samoa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,244.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.