The Empire of Kaabiis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kirby Dawnlight with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.503 billion Kaabs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Night City. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaabiisian economy, worth 163 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,223 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and society is now confronted with the problem of the mage gap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaabiis's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaabiis is ranked 46,434^th in the world and 2^nd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,876.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.