The Jingoistic States of Kabigon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.344 billion Kabigonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The strong Kabigonian economy, worth 241 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 55,616 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, a major religion has been named as Kabigon's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kabigon in an international press conference, and Kabigon has designated Kabigon City as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Kabigon's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kabigon is ranked 200,489^th in the world and 6^th in Mariehamn for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -0.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.