The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.291 billion Kadaizeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 173,972 Harronian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 592,805 per year while the poor average 37,602, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 305,548^th in the world and 574^th in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 33 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.