The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.206 billion Cives are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 4,151 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 164,721 Equuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,482 per year while the poor average 13,877, a ratio of 68.0 to 1.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, Caer Lochweald is a police state during international summits, and you can be fired for dying grey hairs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.

Kaiserholt is ranked 158,753^rd in the world and 1^st in Salamis Initiative for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.26 law-abiding acts per hour.