The State of Kalabaydh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.331 billion Kalabaydhians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Kalabaydhian economy, worth 789 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,500 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,926 per year while the poor average 3,228, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Kalabaydh's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kalabaydh's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kalabaydh is ranked 208,262^nd in the world and 390^th in Ancient Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.