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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 495th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Schwer ist die Krone des Eisens
Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population7.075 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Gemütlich the Joyous

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.075 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,650 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 44,929th in the world and 361st in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 7.08 billion Capita.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 495thHighest Poor Incomes: 758thMost Armed: 986thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,391stHighest Average Incomes: 1,426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,568thMost Secular: 1,598thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,651stLargest Governments: 1,685thLargest Black Market: 1,743rdMost Influential: 2,056thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,426thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,432ndSmartest Citizens: 2,459thMost Developed: 2,489thMost Efficient Economies: 2,574thMost Cultured: 2,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,100thRudest Citizens: 3,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,098thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,466thMost Inclusive: 4,919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,813thLowest Crime Rates: 6,160thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,187thHighest Economic Output: 6,645thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,388thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,768th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 159th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 275th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 339th in the regionLargest Populations: 361st in the regionNudest: 382nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 417th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 799th in the region

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