The Iron Realm of Kampf Empire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Iron Lady Annina Abt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.381 billion Kampfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eisengard. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 6,509 trillion Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,145 Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges are big know-it-alls, 42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Eisengard, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pledge of Steel.

Kampf Empire is ranked 3,082^nd in the world and 72^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 209 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.