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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 821st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 974th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,279th
The Blood and Iron Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Blut, Eisen, und Ehre
Kaiser Calvin III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population2.207 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Calvin III

AnimalKampf Eagle

The Blood and Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Calvin III with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.207 billion Kampfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth 522 trillion Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,572 Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 69,895th in the world and 3,201st in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 71.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,279thRudest Citizens: 1,347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,515thTop
Most Influential: 1,739thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,011thHighest Average Incomes: 3,291stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,896thLargest Black Market: 4,453rdLargest Governments: 4,702ndMost Cultured: 5,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,582ndMost Armed: 5,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,965thSmartest Citizens: 6,057thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,789thMost Developed: 7,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,575thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,429thMost Efficient Economies: 10,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,811thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,104thLowest Crime Rates: 13,705thFattest Citizens: 13,761stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,271stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,484thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,823rdMost Secular: 17,217th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 125th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost Armed: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 168th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 258th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 373rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 394th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 432nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 436th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 440th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 506th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 565th in the regionMost Secular: 567th in the regionMost Stationary: 636th in the regionMost Inclusive: 652nd in the regionLargest Populations: 747th in the region

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