The Dominion of Kan Gre is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.448 billion Kan Greans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumpkin Village. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kan Grean economy, worth 161 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,854 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, time flies when you're not having fun, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-ruble mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kan Gre's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kan Gre is ranked 222,940^th in the world and 7,334^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -99.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.