The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.367 billion Neuropeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 3,969 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,531 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lavish state dinners in Novaria are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Nea Europa to be bombproof, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 1,041^st in the world and 16^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 164.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.