
| Population | 4.111 billion |
| Capital | Elysium |
| Leader | Comrade Skylar |
| Currency | credit |
| Animal | black-necked swan |
The Commonwealth of Kaskadium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Skylar with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.111 billion Kaskadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaskadian economy, worth 523 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,419 credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
Conspiracy theorists allege Elysium's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kaskadian language, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kaskadium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaskadium's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kaskadium is ranked 21,167th in the world and 1st in Laurentian Belaire for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,629.6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kaskadium, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kaskadium.
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Kaskadium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Kaskadium, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kaskadian language.
- : Following new legislation in
Kaskadium, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in
Kaskadium, conspiracy theorists allege Elysium's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
- : Following new legislation in
Kaskadium, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
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Kaskadium, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
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Kaskadium, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in
Kaskadium, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details.
- : Following new legislation in
Kaskadium, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.






























