Population | 16.028 billion |
Capital | Krivyzentayle |
Leader | Lord High President Charles Crappington |
Faith | the Orthodox Church of Bovine Inception |
Currency | Dactylian Quanta-Credit |
Animal | Burgundy Zombie Fairy-Screamer |
The Myriad Shining World Systems of Kasterborous Gallifrey is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord High President Charles Crappington with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.028 billion Greatest Grand Dukes of All Time enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krivyzentayle. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Full Gallifreyan economy, worth a remarkable 5,337 trillion Dactylian Quanta-Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 333,012 Dactylian Quanta-Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime is totally unknown. Kasterborous Gallifrey's national animal is the Burgundy Zombie Fairy-Screamer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Orthodox Church of Bovine Inception.
Kasterborous Gallifrey is ranked 540th in the world and 1st in Cyberius Confederation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 328,683.45 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kasterborous Gallifrey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, government officials across Kasterborous Gallifrey are being "encouraged" to adopt Burgundy Zombie Fairy-Screamers to set an example for the populace.
- : Kasterborous Gallifrey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kasterborous Gallifrey's influence in Cyberius Confederation rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, Lord High President Charles Crappington's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.