The Nihon Gaurdian of Kawaii Hokkaido is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 14.673 billion Kawaii Hokkaidoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kawaii Hokkaidoan economy, worth 136 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,283 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Hokkaido's national animal is the kitsune.

Kawaii Hokkaido is ranked 45,293^rd in the world and 1,623^rd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring 58.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.