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Most Authoritarian: 885thMost Extreme: 2,374thMost Conservative: 2,871st
The Nihon Gaurdian of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Kawaii
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kawaii Hokkaido

Population6.807 billion

Currencyyen
Animalkitsune

The Nihon Gaurdian of Kawaii Hokkaido is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.807 billion Kawaii Hokkaidoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kawaii Hokkaidoan economy, worth 63.2 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,283 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Hokkaido's national animal is the kitsune.

Kawaii Hokkaido is ranked 211,355th in the world and 1st in Hokkaido for Rudest Citizens, with 11.23 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 885thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,374thMost Conservative: 2,871stMost Income Equality: 3,872ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,890thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,995th

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