The Republic of Kayla is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.027 billion Kaylans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaylan economy, worth 551 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,089 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kayla's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kayla is ranked 73,773^rd in the world and 27^th in Serenity for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,793.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.