The Pool Party Pretty Boy of Kayson is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 4.942 billion Kaysonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The strong Kaysonian economy, worth 249 trillion baht a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 50,541 baht, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kayson's national animal is the kiwi.

Kayson is ranked 138,235^th in the world and 2^nd in Tributaries for Largest Populations, with 4.94 billion capita.