The Republic of Kazakh Nation Social SSSR is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Amanbay Mansur with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.448 billion Kazakh Nation Social SSSRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The strong Kazakh Nation Social SSSRian economy, worth 83.3 trillion Tenges a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,543 Tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Amanbay Mansur wears an armoured gauntlet, and Amanbay Mansur has just been declared ruler of Kazakh Nation Social SSSR in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakh Nation Social SSSR's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kazakh Nation Social SSSR is ranked 237,115^th in the world and 140^th in Socialists for Most Beautiful Environments, with 353.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.