The Benevolent Utopia of Kbedians is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kbedi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.969 billion Kbedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kbedasort. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kbedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,916 trillion Kberis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,547 Kberis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Kbedians, and many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kbedians's national animal is the Kbedas, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kbedianism.

Kbedians is ranked 14,524^th in the world and 10^th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.7 law-abiding acts per hour.