The State of Keewatin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.378 billion Keewatinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Keewatinian economy, worth 981 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 34,595 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,208 per year while the poor average 1,858, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keewatin's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keewatin is ranked 260,213^th in the world and 1^st in Keewatin for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.