The Injuncted Frontier of Kelios is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Multiple with a fair hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.446 billion Kelians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kelian economy, worth 331 trillion unknown Standards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,487 unknown Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kelios's national animal is the None Current and its national religion is Freedom.

Kelios is ranked 177,741^st in the world and 143^rd in Kelios for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.