The Governorate of Kelza is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wali Samir Belkacem Ould Tazi with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.18 billion Kelzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marfa. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The Kelzan economy, worth 135 trillion Kelvenyan Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,323 Kelvenyan Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kelza's national animal is the Kelzan Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Kelza is ranked 125,261^st in the world and 1^st in Militia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.