The Republic of Kept Confidence is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.693 billion Kept Confidenceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Kept Confidencean economy, worth 113 trillion catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,168 catnips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,776 per year while the poor average 2,643, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kept Confidence's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kept Confidence is ranked 185,354^th in the world and 18^th in Defender Olympics for Largest Populations, with 2.69 billion capita.