The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.462 billion Khalite enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 22,093 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 702,235 woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic research is facing major headwinds, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, and the car industry has been kicked into one-gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khalite is ranked 9,375^th in the world and 6^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,642.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.