The Xenodochial Republic of Kiani is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Ziana Kaspanova with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.091 billion Kianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kianiazo. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,401 trillion Plus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,416 Plus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Kianian government is the world's largest NGO, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiani's national animal is the Dragonfrog, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Xenodochia.

Kiani is ranked 295,189^th in the world and 15,963^rd in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.