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Largest Black Market: 1,752ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,965thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,030th
The Capital City of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Rwanda
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Kigali

Population30.226 billion

CapitalKigali
LeaderPaul Kagame

Currencyrwandan franc
Animallion

The Capital City of Kigali is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Kagame with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.226 billion Kigalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kigalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,191 trillion rwandan francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,824 rwandan francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Typing Paul Kagame's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kigali's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kigali is ranked 234,263rd in the world and 7,020th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.21555458648 days.

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Largest Black Market: 1,752ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,965thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,030thHighest Economic Output: 2,275thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,351stLargest Mining Sector: 5,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,037thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,769thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,144thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,444thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,008thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,075thHighest Average Incomes: 9,482ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,959thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,938thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,230thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,822ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,136thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,856thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 24,609thMost Developed: 25,979thLargest Governments: 26,011thLargest Retail Industry: 27,450thMost Patriotic: 29,409th
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Largest Black Market: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 387th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 453rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 545th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 569th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 646th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 652nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 733rd in the regionMost Avoided: 769th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 773rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 977th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 981st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,006th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kigali's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kigali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kigali's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kigali's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kigali was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kigali ceased to exist in Belgium.
  • : Kigali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Inclusive.
  • : Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kigali, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.

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