Population | 30.226 billion |
Capital | Kigali |
Leader | Paul Kagame |
Currency | rwandan franc |
Animal | lion |
The Capital City of Kigali is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Kagame with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.226 billion Kigalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kigalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,191 trillion rwandan francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,824 rwandan francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Typing Paul Kagame's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kigali's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kigali is ranked 234,263rd in the world and 7,020th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.21555458648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kigali's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Kigali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Kigali's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Kigali's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Kigali was refounded in Osiris.
- : Kigali ceased to exist in Belgium.
- : Kigali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Inclusive.
- : Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Kigali, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.