The Capital City of Kigali is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Paul Kagame with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.707 billion Kigalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kigalian economy, worth a remarkable 7,784 trillion rwandan francs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,006 rwandan francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, and Kigalians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kigali's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kigali is ranked 43,070^th in the world and 24^th in belgium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,842.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.