The Colony of Kijimi is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 10.563 billion Kijimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kijimian economy, worth 380 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,068 Galactic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, Brasilistan's industrial base is being quickly decimated, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kijimi's national animal is the Vulptex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kijimi is ranked 94,314^th in the world and 2^nd in United Galactic Republic for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,568.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.