The Free Land of Kill-Roy Was Here is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by I Spy with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.008 billion Kill-Roy Was Hereans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peek-A-Boo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kill-Roy Was Herean economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Nougats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,607 Nougats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,150 per year while the poor average 22,899, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kill-Roy Was Here's national animal is the Turkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Where is Waldo.

Kill-Roy Was Here is ranked 110,535^th in the world and 9^th in Singapore Indonesia Malaysia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,291.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.