The Province of Kill ean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.252 billion Kill eanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Kill eanian economy, worth 244 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,602 Provincial Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Local Labradorball fields, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kill ean's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kill ean is ranked 195,961st in the world and 15th in Urcea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Kill ean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Kill ean, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty.
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Kill ean, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
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Kill ean, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Local Labradorball fields.
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Kill ean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Kill ean, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.
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Kill ean, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
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Kill ean, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
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Kill ean, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
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Kill ean, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.





















