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Most Conservative: 11,842ndMost Pacifist: 22,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,310th
The Matriarchy of
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LET THE GALAXY BURN!
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KILL MAIM BURN

Population1.506 billion

CapitalSOLITARY CONFINEMENT

CurrencyKILL
AnimalKhorne

The Matriarchy of KILL MAIM BURN is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.506 billion KILLER MAIMER BURNERS are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The KILL MAIM BURNian economy, worth 67.6 trillion KILLS a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,913 KILLS, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KILL MAIM BURN's national animal is the Khorne, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KILL MAIM BURN is ranked 323,711th in the world and 1st in Solitary Confinement for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Conservative: 11,842ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 22,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,310thLargest Insurance Industry: 27,751st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KILL MAIM BURN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : KILL MAIM BURN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in KILL MAIM BURN, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in KILL MAIM BURN, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in KILL MAIM BURN, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in KILL MAIM BURN, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
  • : KILL MAIM BURN lodged a message on the Solitary Confinement Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in KILL MAIM BURN, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : KILL MAIM BURN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in KILL MAIM BURN, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.

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