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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,865thMost Armed: 10,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,465th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Obey me
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kim-J0ng-Un

Population2.768 billion

CapitalPyongyang
LeaderKim-Jong-Un
FaithKimism

CurrencyWan
AnimalChollima

The Dictatorship of Kim-J0ng-Un is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim-Jong-Un with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.768 billion Kim-J0ng-Unians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kim-J0ng-Unian economy, worth 301 trillion Wans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,868 Wans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, Kim-J0ng-Unian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim-J0ng-Un's national animal is the Chollima, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kimism.

Kim-J0ng-Un is ranked 37,733rd in the world and 2nd in North Korea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,755.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,865thMost Armed: 10,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,943rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,862ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,879thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,640thMost Developed: 18,150thMost Patriotic: 18,458thMost Authoritarian: 22,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,830thLargest Governments: 23,324thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,037thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,290thLowest Crime Rates: 27,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,931stMost Corrupt Governments: 28,240th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim-J0ng-Un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Developed, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, Kim-J0ng-Unian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, what goes down must come up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.

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