Population | 2.768 billion |
Capital | Pyongyang |
Leader | Kim-Jong-Un |
Faith | Kimism |
Currency | Wan |
Animal | Chollima |
The Dictatorship of Kim-J0ng-Un is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim-Jong-Un with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.768 billion Kim-J0ng-Unians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kim-J0ng-Unian economy, worth 301 trillion Wans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,868 Wans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Both criminals and civilians are DOA, Kim-J0ng-Unian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim-J0ng-Un's national animal is the Chollima, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kimism.
Kim-J0ng-Un is ranked 37,733rd in the world and 2nd in North Korea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,755.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kim-J0ng-Un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Developed, and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, Kim-J0ng-Unian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, what goes down must come up.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in Kim-J0ng-Un, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.