The Island of Kingdom of the Isles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord President with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-nosed population of 31.547 billion Kingdom of the Islesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durdum. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The powerhouse Kingdom of the Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,389 trillion golden sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,443 golden sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of the Isles's national animal is the griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of the Isles is ranked 245,102^nd in the world and 8,306^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -138.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.