Population | 4.442 billion |
Capital | Waller-Bridge |
Leader | First Minister Tollison Hops |
Faith | Day Drinking |
Currency | vega |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Democratic Republic of Dakalian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by First Minister Tollison Hops with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.442 billion Dakalianites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waller-Bridge. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dakalianite economy, worth 960 trillion vegas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,337 vegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakalian's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Day Drinking.
Dakalian is ranked 3,073rd in the world and 86th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 693.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dakalian was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Dakalian was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Dakalian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Dakalianite Space Agency.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 185 » Wehraboos, Beblahbleblo, Ever Testing, Amerion, Bawkie, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kringalia, Land Without Shrimp, Chernaya Zvezda, Bleakfoot, Eleuthelrium, Arscanesia, Farengeto, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Nowa Europa, Great Lothian, Drystar, Lynxaion, Tsunamy, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, A leftover country, Curlyhoward, Southern Numenor, Ancient Slobovia, Kiasu-ism, Jehenna, Shefino, Soem, Yellunstryer, Cypheri, Calistan, Zaelith, USNE2018, Havenfell, Privatore, Rebel-topia, Linden Oak, Isokenzar, Antarctic Empires, Abarri, Maeiland, Fasire, The Haughtherlands, Insulae libertatis, United States of Belvaria, and 135 others.Walloonia, Rad Asia, Froshar, Venezia Pacifica, Myhomecountry, Itani, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Imperium Sempiternum, Menesynchro, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Of the european socialist republics, Myness, Sanden, Unielvan Millorvium, Nill Vill, PsiCorps, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Aurcania, Altnavia, Atomic Garden, Bonobiana, North Kanuckistan, Saciu, Delthorensdale, The Island of Sorna, Ostavaria, ARIAPOLIS01, Dereistic, Pamela And Hepatitis, The Worst army of, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Kazhinskia, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Banieltopia, North Pernambuco, Dun Frest, Unojo, Uvalor, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Los Lonley Boys, Arlandias, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Bloonation, Jammlandia, Zanforadon, Sautu, No moking, Empire of Pekoland, Gracca, Cerespasia, Farelonia, Greater Lamero, Gonthavnor, Signar, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Pabtlau, Yugarritia, Afria Thebel, Sumina, Astriva, New Maxta, Purisect, Canmore, Ugranda, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, The Ark of Survival, Emagination, Hadrex, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Democates, Luxemstein, Purestan, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Legosia, Springwalla, Aodhan, Bogani, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, Peoples East Aliska, The Lombard League, Dante-topia, and Poguelands.