The Empire of Kinyopa is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.007 billion Kinyopeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shirakagetsu. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kinyopan economy, worth 87.9 trillion Kinyopan Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 87,243 Kinyopan Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government snoops on private internet connections, raccoons are plump and satiated, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinyopa's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinyopa is ranked 263,848^th in the world and 1^st in Eastern Conglomerate for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.