The State of Kiskatinaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 32.565 billion Kiskatinawians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The powerhouse Kiskatinawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,476 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, child labor has been outlawed, and Kiskatinaw has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiskatinaw's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kiskatinaw is ranked 138,284^th in the world and 4^th in Burundi for Most Primitive, scoring -46.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.