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Most Primitive: 2,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,783rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,520th
The Defender of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kivu 7

Population2.814 billion

Currencyrupee
Animalwolf

The Defender of Kivu 7 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.814 billion Kivu 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kivu 7ian economy, worth 245 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,300 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the Kivu 7ian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 7's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kivu 7 is ranked 221,369th in the world and 276th in United Democratic Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,783rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,520thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,928thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,512thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,727thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,973rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,537thMost Authoritarian: 15,588thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,999thLargest Black Market: 19,330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,124thMost Patriotic: 26,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 27,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,172nd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the region

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