The Republic of Kizibi is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 516 million Kizibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinami. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The Kizibian economy, worth 27.9 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,990 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kizibi's national animal is the The President, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kizibi is ranked 273,041^st in the world and 7^th in Northern Sea for Largest Populations, with 516 million capita.