The Colony of Klumpedoca is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 523 million Klumpians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klumpiteoca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Klumpian economy, worth 38.4 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,412 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,000 per year while the poor average 10,591, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, Klumpedoca has designated Klumpiteoca as its capital city, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Klumpedoca's national animal is the Totally real Great Klumpian Horse frfr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Klumpedoca is ranked 252,240^th in the world and 393^rd in Edoca for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.