The Republic of Koipak is a very large, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 282 million Koipakians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The powerhouse Koipakian economy, worth 25.1 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 88,972 dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, one can wake up in Koipak and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koipak's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koipak is ranked 170,618^th in the world and 624^th in Talonia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 196.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.