The Queen's State of Kongeriget Danmarkting is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 33.996 billion Kongeriget Danmarktingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong Kongeriget Danmarktingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,389 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kongeriget Danmarkting's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kongeriget Danmarkting is ranked 106,467^th in the world and 1^st in Danmark for Most Developed, scoring 60.04 on the Human Development Index.