The Green Federal Union of Konstantino is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vozinha with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.7 billion Konstantinoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstance. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konstantinoan economy, worth 547 trillion Coroas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,420 Coroas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, sex changes are routinely performed at Konstantino's hospitals, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konstantino's national animal is the Capivara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konstantino is ranked 270,037^th in the world and 206^th in Union Brazilian for Fattest Citizens, with 6.65 Obesity Rate.