The Republic of Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvian is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 9.346 billion Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvianian economy, worth 419 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,918 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Road Runners with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, a major religion has been named as Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvian's national religion, and Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvian has designated Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvian City as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvian's national animal is the Road Runner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kostas Malcolm the Fast Latvian is ranked 191,649^th in the world and 47^th in Valentine Day for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.75 kickbacks per hour.