The Kingdom of Koyun is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Merinos with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.437 billion Koyunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koyun city. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koyunian economy, worth 297 trillion Koyun dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,965 Koyun dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, every workday begins with group therapy, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and not all rivers run to the sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koyun's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koyunist.

Koyun is ranked 192,475^th in the world and 1^st in Turk for Largest Populations, with 2.44 billion capita.