The Poop Knife of Kramins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hermzy with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 8.224 billion Dookybutts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splatter. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kraminsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Sharts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 177,590 Sharts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Amnesty Interregional has condemned Kramins for ignoring crimes against humanity, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and visiting the best Kraminsian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown. Kramins's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kramins is ranked 103,409^th in the world and 4,442^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,444.21 Standard Monetary Units.