The Order of Kranko is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bensler Caesar with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.305 billion Kranks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drefon. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krankoan economy, worth 311 trillion Krankengelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 135,144 Krankengelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, soporific speeches from Bensler Caesar have left the opposition utterly knocked out, and gamers rarely face the consequences of their actions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kranko's national animal is the Krankoan Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Krankoan Gnosticism.

Kranko is ranked 316,118^th in the world and 8^th in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.